Breezy all at Sea

The other day my cousin caught her seven year old son googling “hot girls in bekenees”–he meant bikinis of course. What the hell right? Here is a normal, innocent seven year old and he’s googling that? It probably had something to do with his dad’s work website which has pictures of scantily clad women advertising MMA stuff, but still. How scary is that? Kids are growing up too fast these days.

In other disturbing youth news, my almost nine and therefore needs to stop growing nephew is experiencing hormonal changes. Crazy! And this is a kid who only eats good quality foods because of his health conscious mother and his food allergies.

I wish I was a kid again, but not in these times.