I was thinking last night of all the dates I’ve been on. I have dated a lot and I have pretty much tried every kind of date out there. Yet, I’m still just one–the loneliest number you’ll ever do.

Blind date? Check

Friend set up/blind date? Check

Online dating to date? Check

Personal trainer date? Check

High school date? Check

College date? Check

Law school date? Check

Study abroad date? Check and check (studied abroad twice)

Housemate date? Check

Co-worker date? Check

Met a bar date? Check

Church date? Check

Met randomly and date? Check

Boy who stalked me date? Check

Group date? Check

Met on an airplane? Check

Exercise date? Check

I know there’s more, but that’s all I can think of right now. The only one not on there that comes to mind is neighbor date? No check there. I’m back in LA and some of those feelings that I was 99% sure I’d left here, were here waiting for me upon my return. I have stopped “stalking” HN and am trying to block him from even entering my mind, but since I’m so beyond bored and hot and kinda sad, those pesky feelings are creeping up on me. Ugh. I really need “a date to distract me from HN” date.