Breezy all at Sea

So my friend J has decided to get back with her boyfriend who dumped her almost two weeks ago.
Apparently he has had a change of heart.  Apparently he realized he was having a mid-life crisis. I think that’s only because all of his friends and family have told him how stupid he is for breaking up with her. Let’s recount. He’s 35, is a coke addict,  has a dead end job, and is in a dead end band. Not a winner. For the last two weeks, she’s been telling me that she’s ok with this, that she could see he’s not ready for a marriage and family, that his life-style is draining, not to mention illegal, that he’s emotionally unavailable, etc, etc. And now, since he’s decided he made a mistake, she gets back together with him. I just want to yell at her, but I won’t. I may tell her calmly that I feel that she’s acting emotionally rather than rationally. Also, she has decided to cancel all her social plans that she made to fill the void he left because “they want to spend time together.” BS.

Also, I spoke with our mutual friend G and J told her the opposite of what she told me. That they were working through things, but separately. That she wasn’t ready to get back with him. So why is she lying? She is just dumb. And she changed her myspace status back to “in a relationship”, and she lives by myspace, so I’m sure that this is it.

ARGH!

Oh and my stupid little cousin decided to get back with her “ass-wipe, inconsiderate, immature, selfish” (her words, not mine) boyfriend. Why?

I’d rather be alone, thanks.